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tobster 3:18 Wed Aug 31
Players you liked but we're rude to you

As a youngster about 13 I went to the training ground at chadwell Heath and was watching Les Sealy in goal training with Ludo to which he asked me 'what the fuck was I looking at' over and over again then told me to fuck off and Ludo just laughed.

Will never forget the day what a horrible cunt!

chim chim cha boo 12:38 Thu Sep 1
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Julian Dicks once genuinely held his cock out stark bollock naked and shouted to my brother 'SUCK MY COCK YOU CUNT' during his playing days.

If my brother had sneakily tried to take a photo of him in a sauna with his camera phone I'd say fair enough but the reality is that he was about seven years old and had climbed onto the roof of the old West Stand at Upton Park with his other little pal after a game, noticed steam coming from a window, looked in and saw his idol Julian with a towel around him and shouted 'JULIAN!'

I'm ten years older than my brother so would have been seventeen and I remember him coming home and telling me what he'd said. I said 'that's a perfectly reasonable reply' (because he was my idol too).

Steven P 12:20 Thu Sep 1
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Matty Etherington was a wanker when I met him. Told him, much to Collins amusement. Not that I liked him much in the first place.

Bromley Reject 11:54 Thu Sep 1
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John Moncur walked past my mate's kid who wanted an autograph saying he had to get on the coach (Bolton, I think this was) JM gets on coach (he's the only one on it - the engine hadn't even started up) JM then spots Frank Worthington, gets off coach and goes and has a chinwag with Worthington for a few minutes before walking straight past my mate and his kid again and gets back on the coach.

A disagreeable man of limited footballing ability and now a god-botherer to boot.

SAS 11:23 Thu Sep 1
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I met Andy Carroll in a bar in Newcastle Friday night before we played them last season. obviously he was injured again.. so was out on the piss.. I went to take a pic on my phone, but when it lit up light a Christmas tree! from across the dance floor he stuck his finger up, told me to fuck off and called me a cunt!

HairyHammer 1:59 Thu Sep 1
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I once excitedly asked Billy Bonds for an autograph back in 1986 at some park he was jogging around in south east London, he looked at me with disdain and shrugged his shoulders he then grabbed both my nuts and spun them around several times till I stopped breathing and fainted.
I awoke a few minutes later with a 12x12 framed 1980 winners FA cup picture of the whole team including the great John Lyall it was fully signed by every player and the gaffer too, Bonds was nowhere to be seen, like superman.
Honest !

HairyHammer 1:49 Thu Sep 1
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Colchester sid

Trevor brooking only has one tone Monotone, ha.

But I unlike you have never met him and think he pisses Soda and shits Ice cream, so there.

Pancho 1:18 Thu Sep 1
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Lee Bowyer was a little rat cunt.

Looked like he washed his face with newspapers too.

PanasonicHeadphone 12:18 Thu Sep 1
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I took Luis Boa Morte's whole spell with us as a personal insult.

Son of Anarchy 12:18 Thu Sep 1
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he was off his face.

Eerie Descent 12:16 Thu Sep 1
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Son of Anarchy 6:12 Wed Aug 31

Kitson is a first class animal cunt, I can 100% confirm that. I'd be surprised if he has a nose left.

sidneyshitcunt 11:29 Wed Aug 31
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Alvin Martin, came on my face then didn't recognise me at a Junior Hammers Fun Day.

mike hunt 10:31 Wed Aug 31
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was next payet at the lights at the tollgate, early last season before he became god, he was a very nice bloke, in a dirty old bmw x3 with french plates, really impressed with his humility really, byram as well seemed a nice chap (for a kid anyway)

Dicko75 10:31 Wed Aug 31
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Met Julian Dicks one Saturday night about 20 years ago when he was out for a spell injured and asked if he'd been at the game earlier. 'Why would I go and watch them wankers when I'm out injured' was the arsey response.

Bryan Robson told one of my mates to fuck off when asked for an autograph. My mate was 12 at the time. Classy.

Colchester Sid 10:22 Wed Aug 31
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Trevor Brooking

25 years ago, Poland U21 v England U21. We were a bit peckish at half time so we went into the press room and filled up on sandwiches and biscuits

Trevor comes in and gets all grumpy "Oh, thanks for leaving us something to eat". It wasn't so much what he said but the tone of voice was very sarcastic and very hurtful given that he was my boyhood hero.

Anyway, saw him loads of times over the years at England games since then and he always completely blanked me after that.

So, fuck him for being sarky and fuck him for holding a grudge..

riosleftsock 11:46 Wed Aug 31
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If you want to get a good player to be rude at you, just try and talk to Martin Peters. Conk-faced yid cunt.

Bungo 11:44 Wed Aug 31
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John Terry once pointed his arse at me (and a few others) at Stamford Bridge.

Oh hang on, you said players you liked....

jools268 11:41 Wed Aug 31
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Jimmy Greaves, but to be fair my mates kid had just given him the finger mouthed the word wanker at him.

Hasans Fish Bar RIP 11:38 Wed Aug 31
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Steve whitton.

Didn't particularly rate him, but when I was a kid anyone who played for west ham was a bit of a hero to me.

Around 10 years after he left he was playing for Colchester. I was up there for a night out with friends and bumped into him in a pub next door to the hippodrome. Can't remember what I said to him but it was about west ham. He said to me 'are you taking the piss?' and walked off. I was a bit bemused by it until the lads reminded me he was absolute dog shit at west ham. So rightly he thought I WAS taking the piss.

I felt a bit bad and later on in the hippodrome I spied him and went over to say I wasn't taking the piss and apologised.

He said 'fuck off cunt'

On The Ball 11:35 Wed Aug 31
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Geoff Hurst was pretty rude to me and my mates when we asked for an autograph years ago. He was walking into the West Stand but you'd think we'd knocked on his door at 2am.

i-Ron 11:21 Wed Aug 31
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Michael HUGHES - outside McDonalds in Liverpool street with his agent after being left out the side playing Arsenal away and moving to Wimbledon.

I wished him all the best, was quite gutted he was leaving actually, and he proper custard pie'd me. Mick cunt.

Ludek MIKLOSKO - Southend away, ball when over the high fence and my old man gave the ball to me to throw back to him, but i missed it, and he tutted and rolled his eyes. Fucking prick.

Grumpster 11:16 Wed Aug 31
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Think it was Lloyds No.1 at the time, but I was in there and across the bar Lampard was in there with Lee Hodges.

Wasn't rude to me, but some chap was in there pestering Frank a little with constant questions (one of those scarfer fans who lives and breathes everything West Ham - his entire life basically) and Hodges ended up telling him to fuck off and get away from them.

I know some fans are probably annoying, but it's the nature of the beast with fans wanting a word and the little cunt (Hodges) could have handled it better.

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